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discontent #2. Spring 1996

 

 

 

 


THE ROB PAGE

 

As you may recall from discontent #1, this page is named for the main character in Nick Hornby’s High Fidelity. I know that if you have not read this excellent novel by now it is only because you are awaiting its release in paperback. Never fear; I shall inform you, esteemed Reader, as soon as I know the due date. (Probably this fall.) Anyway, the eccentric English guy in the book tends to organize his life in list-form, like his Top 5 painful breakups. The Discontent Spring List is the Top 5 cinematic women who I would like to be for a day. Note that I am presently twenty-four.

 

1. Mary in "Party Girl." She says sheís almost twenty-four and she doesnít know how to do anything. "I think Iím an existentialist. I do." You go, girl.

2. Sugar Kane in "Some Like it Hot." She says sheís almost a quarter of a century old. "Iím tired of always getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop." Iím with ya. Iím with ya.

3. Valerie in "Earth Girls Are Easy." Iím not sure how old she is, but Valerie is pretty cool. All she has in her fridge is a six-pack of Diet Coke. Her statement to her wayward fiancé is so true: "A relationship is a lot like a porcelain nail, Ted. You can break it, and you can glue it back together, but itís not gonna be as strong as it was unless the person is really committed in not bringing home nurses."

4. Tess McGill in "Working Girl." She actually has a birthday in the film but I donít remember how old she says she is. I do remember this chestnut, which she shouts at her wayward fiancé in a parking lot: "I am not steak! You canít just order me!"

5. Of course, Lucy Honeychurch in "A Room with a View." Probably less than 24. Observe her version of the above statement when she breaks off with her not-at-all-wayward fiancé: "Youíre the sort who canít know anyone intimately, least of all a woman. Well, I donít mean exactly that, but you will go on asking questions."

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